Swing - Savage

I want to dislike this song, for the simple fact that it will inspire a zillion crappy youtube parodies by people who want to be famous but are future fry chefs.  But I can't.  Just like "Crank Dat" a simple beat with a catchy chorus.  The musical equivalent of McDonald's.  Sometimes you wanna eat it, but you don't want it everyday.  If that makes any sense.  Which it doesn't

Beat : ***.5

Lyrics: **.5 (does it really matter for this type of music?)

And the above review is the reason I only write on Blogger.

T-Shirt - Shontelle

Don't know much about Shontelle but she's got a lot of potential.  Good voice and nice production on this one.  Girls will love it, boys will pretend to dislike it, but put it on their ipod anyway.

Beat:***.5

Lyrics:***.5

Shontelle, that's a terrible cover for an album single.  What's the message with the trident?  That you're Captain Nemo's daughter?  That you've sailed the seven seas and lived to tell about it?  I don't know.  But I do have a hankering for Long John Silvers.  Shiver me timbers!

Love Lockdown - Kanye West

You'll either really like this song or totally hate it.  There's no happy median.  The version on the VMAs was better (the chorus sounds like garbage on the radio version) but I still think it's good.  Your results may vary, some conditions may apply.

Beat:***.5

Lyrics:***.5

(Note:  Still way better than "jockin jay z",aka. lame attempt to cash in on the popularity of "a millie".)

Right Now (Na na na) - Akon

This song kicks too much ass.  The beat is sick, hook is crazy, good work Akon.  This song will own radio for the next 6 months or so (the reason why Akon literally has garbage bags full of money, with big dollar signs printed on the side to draw attention to his wealth).

Beat : ****.5

Lyrics: ***.5

Disturbia - Rihanna

The same dude who helped Polow Da Don produce "Forever" for Chris Brown, turns in another nice instrumental for Rihanna.  Slight deduction for naming it after that Shia LeBeef movie.  

Beat:****

Lyrics:***.5

When I Grow Up - Pussycat Dolls

When my friend first heard this song on the radio he was like "I've lost all hope in humanity."  Our other buddy who djs says this song tested really well with girls, but seriously.  What the hell is this?It's really really annoying.  One of the worst pop tunes to come out in a while and a good example of how the record label hype machine can push a song enough times until people start to like it.  

Beat:**.5

Lyrics:*

William Hung was better than this.  

Got Money - Lil Wayne ft. T-Pain

I'm a big fan of this.  The beat is Play N' Skillz, the dudes who brought you Ridin' Dirty and T-Pain turns in a chorus catchier than herpes.  Sorry for that mental image.  

Beat:  ****

Lyrics : ***

You've heard this song four thousand times by the end of this message, so you really didn't need me to review it too much

Don't Think I Don't Think About it - Darius Rucker

Don't think I don't think about it!  What Darius is talking about is this thought "Won't this guy realize the horrible backlash he'll get moving from Hootie and the Blowfish to all of a sudden doing country song?"  Like WTF?  I guess next Garth Brooks will start doing Reggaeton or something.  He's a good singer though, and if you dig country you'll probably enjoy this.  It's a little generic for my tastes, and even though I'm not a huge fan of the genre, I know good country when I hear it.  

Beat:  ***

Lyrics :**.5 (Meh.)

Let It Rock - Kevin Rudolf ft. Lil Wayne

You know when you see a poseur looking kid with his Clash t-shirt who probably thinks that Good Charlotte is the best punk group ever?  That's the feeling that I get when I watch Kevin Rudolf in the video.  Why is the guy holding a guitar?  Is there any guitar even in this song?  What's the point.

Beat : ** (Sounds like something Danjahandz might have hooked up in like 3 minutes while dropping a deuce).

Lyrics:** (Crappy).

Basically, don't buy this song.

What Dem Girls Like - Ludacris Ft. Chris Brown

Darkchild drops another hit on this.  Didn't like the production on that Pussycat Dolls "When I grow up" piece of garbage, but this one has a cool, hypnotic melody.  Ludacris keeps delivering the heat, and Chris Brown brings in the tween crowd (even though the chorus is kind of lame, "I know what dem girls, I know I know what them girls like!".  Yes, they like millionaire superstar singers and rappers.  Thanks, captain obvious.)

Beat: ****

Lyrics: ***.5

Swagger Like Us - T.I. and Jay Z

Wasn't a big fan of this song at first, but it really grows on you. And T.I., who's not usually rated for his lyrics, steals the thunder with a stellar verse.

Beat - ***.5

Lyrics - ****

Nice track from a surprisingly good album ("Paper Trail" check it out.)

I'm So Paid - Akon ft. Lil Wayne

The hook king Akon puts in another good performance on this.  The beat is pretty knocking, smooth melody with some nice drums.  

Beat - ***.5

Lyrics - ***

Note to Lil Wayne: You don't have to do that autotune thing on every single song you put out.